[sv]relative]googler's corner

Sonic Vegemite is, of course, an increasingly popular website - which means that we're listed quite a lot on the major search engines. The interesting part is exactly what we're listed under. This, then, is the long-awaited return of Googler's Corner, where with the assistance of my new trusty stats tracker (histats.com, listed here in lieu of sullying my front page with an advertising image), we're about to find out exactly what some people appear to believe Sonic Vegemite contains...

[corner]season one
Googler's Corner #1: May 2005 Googler's Corner #2: June 2005 Googler's Corner #3: July 2005 Googler's Corner #4: September 2005

[corner]season two
Googler's Corner #5: January 2008

[regular]searches

totaly spys

Argh. The very existence of Googler's Corner only encourages these searches, doesn't it? Oh, and... learn to spell properly.

mario kart "unable to find opponents"

Serves you right for playing a plumber-game. Really, I do not believe you clicked here over, say... a Mario fansite? Yeesh.

intelligent good stuff with vegemite

Now I can't say that this sesarch turning up Sonic Vegemite is not accurate. But what, exactly, IS "intelligent good stuff with vegemite"? I would've considered, y'know, maybe eating it to be its most intelligent use. More worryingly, the existence of "intelligent good stuff with vegemite" hints at the existence of... "stupid evil stuff with vegemite". DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.

happy little vegimight song lyrics

Again! Yay! One slight question, though... what is Vegemight?

laringytis videos

...what.
...WHAT? "Hey Trev, check this out, I've got laryngitis!" "Oh cool, let me see!"

spongebob sonic vegemite hoaxes

...This really does scare me.

(name deleted) plumbing

I've only got myself to blame for this, don't I? My constant references to "the plumber" and all, referring to that little git Mario. Still, you really do have to wonder how someone looking for plumbing services decided: "Yep, a Sonic fansite, that's where I'll get my toilet fixed!"

can dementors distinguish lumos light

Yeah, sure they can, why not. Actually, I've a better idea. It's called one of the ninety-eight million Harry Potter websites/message boards. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WIND UP HERE?

10001 vegemite

That's a lot of Vegemite.

sonic and shadow photo.com

*sob*

...Why don't pwople know how search engines work?

"running sprite"

Oh, of course, absolutely. Did you have a specific character's running sprite in mind? ...Would kinda help.

jfk release fievel's

...Huh?

dandruff submit link

Is this the same person that wanted "laringytis" videos earlier? "Yeah, well you think that laryngitis was good - check out this dandruff!" Because, y'know, dandruff liek 0wnz j00r l4me laryngitis.

odd costumes vegemite

I'm inclined to think that any costume involving Vegemite, whether it's dressing as a can of it, or heaven forbid applying it as some kind of make-up or body paint, could be considered very, very odd.

tss net looked or sonic

I'll assume that somewhere amongst the numerous crimes against the English language here is a searcher who was intending to visit The Sonic Stadium. Good thing they're an affiliate of mine, huh?

90s funny sprite commercial ugly guy

It's not even as if we're well known for sprites. Why wouldn't hits on Sprite commercials, assuming they turned up Sonic at all, go to SSN? Thankfully, that's another Googler's Corner done so I don't have to think about it anymore.

[hentai]searches

Ye gods! I oughtn't to have included so many search terms last time around - the hentai searchers are back with a vengeance! (May I thank them for adding to my hit count, by the way.) It's mostly Sonic stuff again - Amy appears to have taken over from Rouge as Number One Search Target. And this is the less disturbing stuff. Brace yourself....

101 Dalmations. Yes, that's right, 101 Dalmations. I mean, OK, I respect that obviously there's a reason that 101 of them came about in the first place, but ye gods.