[sv]relative]googler's corner

Sonic Vegemite is, of course, an increasingly popular website - which means that we're listed quite a lot on the major search engines. The interesting part is exactly what we're listed under. This, then, is Googler's Corner, where with the assistance of my trusty stats tracker, we're about to find out exactly what some people appear to believe Sonic Vegemite contains...

[googler's]archives
Googler's Corner #1: May 2005 Googler's Corner #2: June 2005 Googler's Corner #3: July 2005

[regular]searches

site sonicveg.digibase.ca dog

Ok, so someone very specifically searched for the word "dog" on this site? ...WHY?

moira gma

What, again?

site

...well, this is certainly one of those, alright. I suppse it's good that for at least one person, SV is the very definition of a site. But really, ...how? why? WHO?

how do you kill the biolizard for the first time on red health

I love these very specific ones. Hope you found a walkthrough.

teletubbies sonic vegemite

...I've decided I'm going to be very, very frightened now.

did sonic and amy stop fighting or screaming

Yup.

how to get a cybunny right now

Ah, I see, last month's Corner entry was a typo. I get it. Still doesn't make much sense though. Good to see the immense reserves of patience some people have, too.

brand new midis

Yup, brand spanking new MIDIS, every update here at SV. Does the word "brand" in "brand new" actually make a difference to the search? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

how to continue as knuckles 70% sonic dx

Lose all your lives. When the Game Over screen comes up, choose "Continue". Thanks for your support!

where to play mario brothers and sonic games on the webs

All of the webs? Or just one of them? I thought "interwebs" was used only as a parody. My faith in humanity dips once more.

double dare & australia

...How in the WORLD do these kinds of things keep rocking up here? For the record, there once was a Double Dare in australia. Googler's Corner fans will be delighted to know that it was hosted by none other than Larry Emdur.

sonic sister

...What?

pok emon rap

Actively searching for The Pok�rap. Please die somewhere, slowly and painfully.

i dont have pokemon emerald wonder gift

...Uh, that's a shame, possibly. DO you think Google feels sorry for you? Or do you just not know what a search engine is?

how to earn mony by porn

Technically, this should qualify as a hentai search, but still.... this is... just... wow. I'm nearly crying with laughter here.

big bugs with bad attitudes! bite me!

That wraps up another scintillating month.

[hentai]searches

Thankfully, in the Search Keyphrases Top 10, the Rouge-droolers have dipped from #3 to #5. However, Amy fanciers have moved up to #7. (For the record, the #1 search term that winds up at Sonic Vegemite is simply "Sonic Vegemite".) Back to the hentai searchers, even Tikal gets a look in. In other matters, the searches for Non-Sonic action get more and more weird by the month. Code Lyoko, Gundam Seed, even Mew Mew Power. Seriously, I wish I wasn't writing this too, but I am.