[sv]relative]googler's corner

Sonic Vegemite is, of course, an increasingly popular website - which means that we're listed quite a lot on the major search engines. The interesting part is exactly what we're listed under. This, then, is Googler's Corner, where with the assistance of my trusty stats tracker, we're about to find out exactly what some people appear to believe Sonic Vegemite contains...

[googler's]archives
Googler's Corner #1: May 2005 Googler's Corner #2: June 2005

[regular]searches

oob oob oob oob oob oob oob oob oob oob oob oob bbb

That wins. I sat here for fully one minute, motionless, mouth gaping, just trying to think of something to say about this. Words just fail me, they really do.

i ve feed two of my chaos 1 each heart fruit but they still arent mating in sonic adventure 2 battle

...Uh, that's a shame? Either this is one of AskJeeves' more unusual requests or people just don't get how search engines work.

gundam seed internet games i can play with out down loading on my computer

Full marks for specifics, but I think you'll find all games require you to download something, if only temporarily. Nice try, though.

unlock sonic and knuckles in super smash bros melee

...I'm only encouraging this, aren't I?

sadam had kat

Was that even... I... have a migraine now.

colour of saturn

Well, it was available in black, and sometimes white, models. Seriously, how did this wind up here?

crazy frog sprites

...I want you to die now.

320

Is one more than 319. Thanks for adding to the hit counter!

onnoculation

Which is worse - that this is spelt wrong or that it turned up here anyway? I really do need to know this.

hot to get a cybunny

People come here searching for Kulock? *brutally maimed* (Kidding, of course!)

sponebob use a bad word

Did SpongeBob, as well?

sonic computer games!!!! not ringtones!!!! if i see the word ringtone i will sue

Which is why you included that word in your search twice, thus making it more likely to turn up. Congratulations, genius.

out of cheese error

Yay, a Pratchett reference! Seriously, try L-Space.

how do you raise you chaos rank in skills like s a b c d in sonic adventure battle 2

...Thankyou for thoughtfully proving the names of the five ranks. Google completely ignored you, mind, but thanks anyway.

i want a damn pop up ad because i m an idiot dammit

Again, there is just no possible reply to this.

what is metaknight religion

And that's enough for this update. I've put myself through quite enough wondering about the mental processes of my readers for one day :P

[hentai]searches

Rouge again, I'm afraid - she's now the third most popular search term on SV, which scares me in ways unimaginable. Also unimaginable was the sheer variety of characters, both Sonic and otherwise, that searchers to SV required to see naked. Knuckles, Sonic, Tails, Amy, Sally, even Tikal all apparently have their share of devotees, and that's just the non-funny searches: consider one of those Tails fans very specifically wished the word "hot" to be excluded from their search, for reasons unguessed at. Non-Sonic searches were also a highlight: from the interestingly-spelled "teen titains hentai" to the frankly demanding "pictures of every cartoon character from cartoon network being naked and having sex" (yes, EVERY single character), our misguided googling friends continue to turn up, lost and confused, probably to this very page...