[sv]relative]googler's corner

Sonic Vegemite is, of course, an increasingly popular website - which means that we're listed quite a lot on the major search engines. The interesting part is exactly what we're listed under. This, then, is Googler's Corner, where with the assistance of my trusty stats tracker, we're about to find out exactly what some people appear to believe Sonic Vegemite contains...

[googler's]archives
Googler's Corner #1: May 2005

[regular]searches

abmany

Do I even want to know what that means?

bar

So, these three hedgehogs walk into a bar... I mean, really. Who even searches on a single word like this? More importantly, how in the hell did we get clicked on as a result? Googling for "bar" got me various national, state, and local bar associations, a few bars, the British American Racing f1 team, and - rather confusingly - the website of a Belfast newspaper.

how to evolve a hero power chao

You're in luck. Our two new affiliates can show you just that.

tom goes to the mayor wallpaper

What in the tapdancing hell? This is probably some American thing I don't get, right? "Tom Goes To The Mayor" indeed.

things about sonicx

Wow, how very specific. Good luck finding those "things".

sonic team pictures of shadow in english

Isn't Shadow the same character in any language? I am puzzled. I assume it's so we don't turn up the Japanese SonicTeam website, but still, Google has language options...

is shadow the hedgehog in sa2 the real one that maria shot to space in the beginning or is he a fake

Oh for pity's sake. How many more Shadow conspiracy theories can there be? It's a game, it's not like he's JFK or something. Hey, there's an idea, maybe the FBI killed Shadow! Yet more loose ends of plotline for the Shadow game to ignore completely and instead focus on SHADO IS AWSUM HE GOT A GUN!

moira from gma

...Just wow. (For the unenlightened - this is Moira - a woman who appears on Australian daytime television (Good Morning Australia) pretending to sound interested in various tedious company representatives selling dubious products. THe fact that you would actually search for information on this woman is not frankly a prospect that ever crossed my imagination.

super smash get sonic and tails the easiest and shortest way

Excuse me a minute.

*walks away a few steps*

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(See last month.)

get up off of that thing sister act midi file

R-right. Moving on...

sonic the hedgehog free games no downloads and no other games only sonic!!!

As long as you're sure, then.

vegemite jokes

Why did the Vegemite cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE LOLROFL

amercan shootarm

Uh-huh. "AmerCan ShootArm" y'say? Sure, why not.

how do you brake metal containers in sonic adventure 2 for gamecube

By slowing them down? *pelted with rotten fruit*

make dbz g day mate

This probably wins. There's just no possible reply to this.

chuckie bodypiercing & tattoos

I... no, I'm going away now.

[hentai]searches

This month, Rouge was the most popular character for hentai searches (probably based on the fact that we wrote the words "rouge naked" in this very section last time around), but the mere non-existance of such material on Sonic Vegemite wasn't enough to stop the brave hentai searchers from carrying on their impossible quest. According to our Googlers, not only can SV provide you with various Sonic characters in various adult activities (apparently there's such as thing as "sonic x dream porn", for example, but lots of other characters too - whether it's Inuyasha, Pokemon or the interestingly non-specific "naked whoman". Who-Man? Who knows. Scary stuff.