[sv]relative]googler's corner

Googler's Corner #01: May 2005

[regular]searches

finding all the pieces of the master emerald in sonic adventure battle 2 with knuckles in wild canyon during hard mode.

--Well, at least it's specific. And, of course, something the site can actually tell you, thanks to the walkthrough section.

cartoonnetwork rabbits

How in the world did this arrive at SV? Anyway, searching on "rabbits" at cartoonnetwork.com revealed, rather confusingly, "Totally Spies" as its top link. I guess Cartoon Network aren't really that into rabbits.

how to play as super sonic and hyper shadow in super smash bros melee?

*sigh* Some people will just never get it, will they. (Seriously, everyone knows you have to win Event Match 51 99 straight times without turning off your GameCube, timed so that you win the last battle while your Gamecube's system clock is at 4:57am on a Tuesday. This can be any Tuesday, but make sure the year is set to 1992. Furthermore, at least one of your 99 victories must take place during a hailstorm.)
SPOILER: I mean, honestly. Who still believes this idiocy? Not only asking for Sonic in Melee, but Super Sonic - and Hyper Shadow to boot! And before those of you intelligent enough to highlight start snickering, the following or something much like it. is available from many cheat sites throughout the internet. It originated from an article published in the APRIL 2002 edition of EGM. That's right - it was EGM'S 2002 April Fool's joke.
Unlock Sonic And Tails

To unlock sonic and tails, you must enter into multi man melee and choose cruel melee. pick your character and get ready to fight. Get a high score of 20 KO's and Sonic and tails will appear to challenge you at the SAME TIME. You must defeat them in order to use them. Good Luck. you'll need it.

Needless to say, three years later and people still haven't got the joke.
So yeah, good luck with all of that. I'd love to videotape the reactions of the people that actually do all of this.

fred walker history vegemite

Wow, I never imagined I'd actually become a Vegemite search resource o.o

sonic the hedgehog miles tails prower knuckles the echidna amy rose chao tikal the echidna shadow the hedgehog dr. eggman rouge the bat metal sonic dark chao and chaos zero

I think that's a world record for most search terms ever.

lyrics to bye bye bye by n snyc

Uhn? With all the lyrics pages on the net, they came here? I have to wonder about some people.

kkk mario brother

Now this just scares me. (What this is about, by the way, is a hacked NES rom in which that deeply unpleasant plumber becomes an even more deeply unpleasant KKK member. There are pages that rip this deeply racist and disgusting little game to shreds out there, but I decline to link them because I do not wish to expose people to this soul-destroying ROM.)

osama in a blender

...Wait, no, this wins. If only because I have no intention whatsoever of following up on this in the slightest.

commercial ads of kit kat in australia

"Have a Break - Have a Kit Kat." Again, how did this possibly turn up SV?

can i buy tickets to the price is right with larry emdur

No, this wins. Yes, I bet you didn't know SV is actually a television ticketing service. I suppose I should be grateful it's at least to the Australian version of "The Price Is Right". But, because I'm so nice, what I'm going to do is to give you the following:
(03) 9947 0211

That, dear friends, is Grundy Television's Melbourne number. Aren't you happy I'm here?

why doesn t mega man nt warrior work on windows nt or windows 98 in the disc in the computer

... Because your megahurtz were stolen. Carrying on...

pronunciation of the word frankenstein

I've always pronounced it so the last syllable rhymes with "mine". Thanks for your support!
(Scarily enough, putting this search into Google - without the quotes - turns up page 10 of WCMO as the second link)

boooooob

Do I even want to know? Still, your wish is my command.

nebraskans are gullible

Are people making them believe all of this other stuff is on SV?

v8 supercars walkthrough

The funny thing is I don't even recall mentioning V8 Supercars in WCMO. Still, nice to see the Australian references continuing. Just try and get Bathurst down first, that's the hardest one.

palmtree bugs florida

...And, I think that's about enough for this update.

[hentai]searches

This isn't even counting the various and bizarre hentai searches that somehow managed to turn up SV. From "rouge naked" to "vector the crocodile hentai" (yes, you heard me, someone out there is actively looking for Vector hentai), you name it, someone thought SV might assist. (For those of you similarly inclined - it doesn't, gb2yahoogroups.) However, the winner must go to the search "tom et jerry hentai", the mere existence of which phrase frightens me in ways I never thought possible. Aahh, those wacky French.