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[sv]interactive]what cheeses me off!

Hi, and welcome to the new and improved What Cheeses Me Off. We've recently redesigned WCMO so you can actually follow my replies without scrolling up and down all the time! Nevertheless, the basic premise here is that you tell me what annoys you. And I reply. OK? OK. It doesn't have to be Sonic-related (although I'd like it to be, if you can help it). My only limitations are that you don't get too personal (IE What Cheeses Me Off is [insert person's name], the big fat jerk) or overly serious (this is meant to be a shrine to mild annoyance, not suicidal tendencies.) I'm not hosting a Ricki Lake show here, kiddies. Anyway, cheese away!
Please note. It's not big or clever to write IN ALL CAPITALS AND WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!! If you feel the need to do this, be warned I can at the click of a button DeCapitalise and DeExcite your post and will do so at my discretion.

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[Ultimo]ultimohoaxer@gmail.com
Oh man, been a while for this thing. Bwahaha, time to add more! Eep.
1. n00bs. Pure and simple. I can't stand those who cannot spell, punctuate, or make sense of words in general. 1. Heh, yeah, agreed.
2. Dial-up. It should have died out a long time ago, yet some people are still forced to use it. 2. Blame people who want to charge exorbitant amounts for broadband.
3. Pr0n sites in every Google search. I'm looking for something on a report about Jesus or pineapples, and I get dirty hookers who want to show me thier pictures. WTF? 3. I know, you can't get away from the damn things.
4. Spyware. The worst part is how it comes in everything now. WE'RE NEVER SAFE! 4. Also agreed.
5. School classes. I haven't had homework in a few years. No, I'm not talking about NEVER having it, I just mean that generally I don't have any worksheets and anything to take home. Thank God I've graduated! 5. Yes, it's a liberating feeling, isn't it?
Meh, I've gotta head home now. Enjoy! I will. I will.


[SonicMaster]Oh, my gosh, over 80 entries. JEEPERS!
1. Too many celebrity couples in the news. I mean, who cares?! 1. Agreed.
2. Tabloids. 2. See above.
3. Resident Evil. 3. The movie, or game?
4. Haven't been able to play Kingdom Hearts for PS2, because I've never played a PS2. 4. I've never played Kingdom Hearts.
5. The iPod Nano. What a waste. 5. I'll have to take your word for it.
6. That Burger King guy is kinda freaky. He keeps sneaking up on everyone in his commercials. (Leno did a week of video clip jokes on that one.) 6. Uh, right?
7. That finger-in-the-Wendy's-chili fraud. 7. Again, missed that one.
8. Chao Karate. It was kind of dumb. 8. Eh, it was a bit of fun.
9. That the real St. Nick died in prison in the year A.D. 343. Sad, huh? 9. A joyous Christmas story for all the family, indeed.
10. I...feel sorry for the wrestling-crocodiles stereotype you get. That's dumb. 10. Thankyou.
11. Gender-change surgery. It should be done away with. 11. Not touching that one.
12. When people eat metal and/or glass. Someone's been doing it for so long that razor blades liquefy in his mouth. 12. Is that Monsieur Mangetout? Yeah, that's weird.
13. I lost my DS stylus the first day I got it. (12/25/2005) Good thing I also got a kit with a spare stylus. 13. Mine came with three.
14. Hah, PSP fanboys! PSP doesn't have a touch screen, or Sonic Rush!!! And it's not so wonderful that PSP can connect to the Internet, because Dreamcast could also do that seven years ago. ^_^ 14. But then, DS can't play UMDs. T'each their own. Although, yeah, I like DS better too.
15. From what I see in GWR, I'd have to say Eamon. He holds the record for most swear words (33) in a #1 UK single. 15. K then.
16. That Bloodrayne movie. Good thing it bombed on opening day. 16. Uwe Boll has something very, very wrong with him.
17. When people vote someone for President just because he was the "war hero." 17. Uh, OK then?
18. When people say Mario fans can't be real Sonic fans. I'm one! 18. I wasn't aware anyone had said that.
19. Prostitution. 19. See 11.
20. When people go hunting only for sport. 20. Agreed.
21. Eminem. 21. Eh, he's really past his use-by date now.
22. That Carl's Jr. commercial with Paris Hilton. 22. *fzzt*
23. There is (or at least was) this beer actually called "Queer Beer." 23. Y'know "Queer" has other meanings, right?
24. My siblings have fought over Chao sometimes. 24. That's pretty sad.
25. Mean people. 25. Heh, agreed.
26. People who call others noobs when they act fine. 26. Noob :P
27. Misunderstandings. 27. Fair enough.
28. Real noobs who fall into entry 26. 28. Also fair enough.
29. Bloodrayne, the game. 29. Never played it myself.
30. Those *beep* *beep* curse words that are so *beep* *beep* common in our *bleeeeep*ing society. 30. Well bleeped.
31. The "Garlique" commercial. "We take Garlique every day." Try saying it out loud--you'll see. 31. Ahahaha. The hilarity. [/sarcasm]
32. Britney Spears. 32. Agreed.
33. People who are utterly cruel to animals. 33. Yep, also agreed.
34. The "Tablemate" commercial. TEH 18 TABELS IN ONE JSUT BECUZ IT HAS TEH SIX DIFFERNT HIGHTS AND THREE DIFFERNT ANGLES. 34. Uh, wow, that's a desperate selling point.
35. Bars. Fair proportion of idiots hang there. 35. Also a fair proportion of non-idiots.
36. Anna Nicole Smith. 36. Possibly the single densest person on Earth, yes.
37. People who make up rumors. 37. That's what you say.
38. Leh-who.........zhuh-hurs. 38. Thankyou, Mr. Ventura.
39. Teen pregnancy. 39. Yes, agreed.
40. Actors can be so overrated. 40. Indeed.
41. Con artists. 41. I'm real creative today, huh? Agreed.
42. Robotnik, because HEEEEEEEE.... HAAAAATES..... THAAAAAAAT.... HEEEDGEHOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!! 42. Well, that's his job.
43. Headaches. 43. You have no idea how much I agree.
44. ...nos lo quitaron. nos quitaron...¡EL PRECIOSO! Vamos a matar a los hobbits, y darles puñaladas en los ojos... *matado por todos los que no quieran oír los chistes de Gollum* 44. ...You really scare me sometimes, SM :P
45. The Kids Bop 9 I saw on a commercial apparently has that Crazy Frog song that shot to #1 in the UK charts. X_X 45. Oh for pity's sake, no.
46. Democrats who complain about homeland security when we have the Patriot Act. (Yeah, the spying was necessary. Matter of life and death. :P) 46. Disagreed. Strenuously. On all points.
47. We went to an ice rink during P.E. class, but the biggest shoe size there was, was a men's size 12, and I wear a men's size 13. 47. Oh, so close!
48. Knux said "D*** it" in the Spanish translation in SADX. 48. ...I see.
49. PS1's loading time. 49. Heheh.
50. "No, Matt. I am your father." 50. No, I am Spartacus!
51. When people tell others how old their mothers are. 51. ...Right...
52. People who are suspicious of little kids selling Kool-Aid. 52. Y'know, we tried to give away some Pepsi Max at uni once. No-one would take it. I'm not sure if that's because no-one trusted us or just that Pepsi Max is horrible.
53. It's easy to get lost from the other people you're with in the store if you wander off. I mean, there are so many faces all around, and so many places to be found. 53. Well don't? Not even for Sonic R lyrics :P
54. When people hate the movie "National Treasure." That was a well-done movie. 54. I never saw it.
55. People who hate America like Osama does. 55. It's not just America he hates, it's everyone but fundamentalist Muslims. Don't give yourselves airs.
56. My calculus teacher. She tells me, "Sit! STAY!" It ticks me off! 56. Good boy.
57. When people have the nerve to go and correct Angelus's spelling. 57. Uh, yes?
58. One typo that makes you look dumb, e.g. "Happy birthday to the most impotent person in the family!" 58. Ehehehehe. Ouch.
59. The Taco Bell "I'M FULL!" commercials. They are completely stupid. 59. You love talking about stuff I've never seen and will never see, don't you?
60. It took me until January 5 to figure out how to beat SA2B Crazy Gadget "correctly." I've been using the shortcut in the last "room" that the developers probably didn't intend to be there. 60. There's a shortcut? o.o
61. Mt. Wanahakalugi. [/findingnemo] 61. Heh, it was cheap but funny.
62. That I..._can't_ feel the sunshine; however, it _does_ brighten up my way. 62. Uh...
63. Spyware and viruses. 63. Agreed.
64. Someone went through three PSPs because of the square button. 64. What irritated me was Sony's reaction.. "yeah, we designed it that way, so tough."
65. "Thanks to technology, most children today don't know about diseases most adults remember." How wonderful that they're advertising children's ignorance. [/sarcasm] 65. I believe the idea is that they don't know about the diseases because THEY'RE GONE NOW.
66. That Book of Daniel show. It looks like a rip-off of Desperate Housewives. 66. See 59.
67. Anyone who gets a Dreamcast confused with a dreamcatcher, if any. 67. ...What?
68. "Under God" does not equate a SINGLE religion's deity, and America also has a strong Christian heritage. :P There already is a non-religious option: just say the Pledge without the words "under God." It's all in their heads. :P Nobody complained when we added it in the 1950's, why should we care now? 68. Well, if there's a non-religious option, then fair enough.
69. No one ever remembers how many people FEMA saved. :P Yes, yes, I do not EVEN like what Mike Brown did, and President Bush fired him, too. :P 69. He also appointed him :P All argument aside, let's just agree that every politician and official connected, from either of your major parties, failed spectacularly in New Orleans. Spectacularly.
70. My little 6-year-old brother constantly asks me to do Pictochat. 70. *sigh* That would suck.
71. The Shadow game should be rated T, NOT E10. It's too violent to be rated that way, and he says the h-word. 71. The Shadow game should be rated WICUWTI for Which Idiot Came Up With This Idea?
72. Disturbing fan art. 72. Heh. Fair enough.
73. Most rap in general. But Pumpkin Hill pwnz. 73. No it doesn't.
74. Someone bought the empty box to the XBox 360...on eBay...for $810. And the actual XBox 360 itself is worth $399.99! 74. You've gotta love idiots on Ebay ^_^
75. When people say the PS3 is going to kill the Revolution. Ha. I see the hype PS2 gets on TV and it absolutely cannot kill the GameCube, though it tries. No Nintendo system has ever bombed. And Mario can push the Revolution through; as well as the backwards-compatibility of it to NES, SNES, N64, and GameCube can; and so can the "Revolution"ary new abilities of the new controller, which I decided to be interested in now. 75. Given the situation with the DS and PSP, I'm encouraged.
76. The lack of DDR games for the GameCube. X_X DDR Mario Mix is the only one. And I have neither PS1 nor PS2 nor XBox. 76. ...oh.
77. Dandruff. 77. I don't have it o.o
78. Maximum Exposure. I hate that kind of shows where people are violently hurt or in desperate condition, and it looks real. This show is especially bad because it IS real. It's not funny to see someone accidentally fall down a whole mountain on skis. 78. Disagreed. Sportsmen know the risks when they sign up to play the game.
79. WWE fanboys. It's scary. 79. I'll bet.
80. If PS3 is going to be priced higher than XBox 360, then XD XD XD XD XD. That's stupid. Revolution at least will probably have the new Super Smash Brothers game. 80. I know, it must be gold-plated or something.
81. The Riff, TEH ULTIMAET MUSIC PATRY TIRVIA DVD GAEM commercial. It was extremely annoying. 81. See 59.
82. The Y2K fraud. 82. Disagreed, there were countries were all major services were down for weeks because they didn't fix their Y2K problems in time.
83. Join us next time on The Weakest Link What Cheeses Me Off. 83. Ahhahahah.
Goodbye. ^_^ Am I the Weakest Link?


[Trinity Sonikku]Are you kidding me?
1. I can't find my previous WCMOs. That might just be me, but then again... 1. Well Firefox has a search facility.
2. I STILL have to swim. I HATE WATER. (Just don't ask...) 2. Not asking... o.o
3. Everyone keeps teasing me about... about... '^_^ You can probably guess. 3. No, not at all.
4. I can't get down to Ipswich soon enough, or often enough. Again, don't ask. 4. See 2)
5. Everyone in the band I drum for hates me. 5. Then why are you still in that band?
6. I'm not allowed a drum kit. I have to walk for a mile to my friend's house, and even then he sometimes doesn't let me borrow it and I have to walk home again. Usually through the rain. 6. Ouch.
7. I have to wait until JULY to join Air Cadets. J-U-L-Y. And it's JANUARY. 7. Air Cadets? o.o
8. I can't spell. I can't learn my times tables. I don't understand A-level physics (even though I can do GCSE if I try hard enough...) 8. You seem to be spelling fairly well right now...
9. I'm absolute rubbish at platformers. I can't pass Green Hill Act II, for goodness' sake! 9. Um... oh dear.
10. My little sister. Surely that doesn't need explaining? 10. No, of course not.
11. I keep making tyops. Particularly the TWo INItial CAps one. And that's annoying. 11. Yes, it surely is.
12. I can't contribute to the site in any way other than this because my imagination died (so I can't hoax), I can't play games well enough to complete them and do a review or walkthrough, and I don't have software for anything else... 12. What's with the self-pity today? I'm sure you'll eventually think of something!
13. I live in the middle of nowhere so Google Earth doesn't show my house or street or anything properly. It's all blurry. 13. Eh, doesn't show mine with any clarity either.
14. I'm supersticious (I can't spell) and nearly had 13 WCMOs then... 14. But you didn't.
15. I get scared by my own mind. Don't ask. 15. Tell me, why make these WCMOs if you don't want me to reply to them?
16. Tenebrais' connection keeps spontaneously disconnecting while I'm talking to him on MSN. It's just... ANNOYING. *Hits something with a drumstick* 16. Aww.
17. I keep getting impulses to either run somewhere or hit something. Hard. 17. Uh, wow.
18. Life is boring and pointless. (Had to be said...) 18. True.
19. I feel useless even though I know I'm not. 19. Well, keep knowing you're not.
20. I almost had 20 WCM-- oh, hold on a minute... 20. XD


[Unidus]boses@iinet.net.au
Experiment 602:Sinker's Cameo appearances he gets a Random reappearance in Ploot,But he is never shown again! (Disney must have found him hard to draw!) Uh... yes?


[SonicMaster]
1. The garbage that was used to convince me that DC was dumb. I didn't even know this, but I have personally played FIVE great games from it on other systems: Arcade Crazy Taxi, GameCube Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, GameCube Sonic Adventure DX, PlayStation 1 NFL Blitz 2001, and PC Worms World Party. What can I say? Mission accomplished :P
2. Yes, PS2 is...the ToastBox 2, comparing graphics capabilities to DC, and Internet capability. Ha. 4 MB of PS2 video RAM, which utterly limits graphics, thus making the better processor speed pretty useless. HAHAHA! The Dreamcast has 8 MB of video RAM! (for MBob and the other Sony fans on the board... my "mission" here is getting people to realise the Dreamcast was underrated - not necessarily that the PS1 was overrated.)
3. What was the other piece of rubbish people gave besides two horrible WCMOs they put into head that I wish to have erased? That DC was "hard to control." So the controller is bulky. BIG DEAL. If the system were hard to control, it wouldn't have reached the 500,000-unit mark faster than the problematic console with crappy hardware known as the PlayStation 1. I experienced the can't-read-CD problem and utterly STUPID loading time, sometimes taking TWO MINUTES on that console.
4. Plus this one great game for PS1? Ha! Power Stone, which I have only seen screenshots and reviews for, actually seems very similar to it, and I'm sure Power Stone's better.
5. All in all, I deeply regret not getting the Dreamcast as I ought to have. DANG YOU, SONY FANBOYS!