[sv]informative]reviews

So, you care what the SV community think about videogames? I'm honoured. As a token of my esteem, have some reviews. Or if you'd prefer the world knew what you thought: submit your own, even if it's already been reviewed here...

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[reviews]dreamcast

Chu Chu Rocket! 88%: Mice and rockets and cats, oh my!
Fur Fighters 91%: This isn't even the celshaded-for-the-hell-of-it PS2 version!
Jet Set Radio 94%: Jet Set Radiooooooooooooooooooooo!
Power Stone 2 94%: Wangtang is Goku. I swear it.
Rayman 2: The Great Escape 96%: Probably the best game on Dreamcast.
Rayman 2: The Great Escape 95%: FourEyes looks like she's in agreement on that.
Snow Surfers 65%: Spudnik is stuck with a slightly less fun game.
Sonic Adventure 2 91%: Yes, I liked it when I reviewed it back then, and I like it now. So sue me.
Sonic Shuffle 80%: 60% if you only have one controller.
Sonic Shuffle 89%: SonicLover took my "S" card! I swear it!
South Park: Chef's Luv Shack 91%: Spudnik apparently has a higher tolerance for South Park minigames than me...
South Park Rally 79%: For parties with South Park fans only. Otherwise, don't bother.
Super Magnetic Neo 83%: A robot with a magnetic head. Now _that's_ a video game character.
TimeStalkers 72%: Whose Dungeon Is It Anyway?
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 92%: Booo95 revisits Tony Hawk's time on DC.
Worms Armageddon 90%: Many moons have, after all, passed, since the worms went to war.

[reviews]gamecube

Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean 93%: SkyWarrior won't rest until Malpercio is dead. Or eat or drink for that matter.
Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg 96%: SonicLover must stop the... wait for it... hatching of an evil plot.
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance 85%: SkyWarrior commands mercenaries on Tellius, it would appear.
F-Zero GX 95%: King Meteor no longer necessitates a spoiler warning if you wish to read this review.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 91%: SonicMaster expects petroleum, or words of similar nature.
Kirby's Air Ride75%: SonicMaster flies around on a Warp Star for a while.
Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker 97%: PlasmaTails urges you all to buy this game.
Mario Golf: TOadstool Tour 97%: King Meteor golfs with plumbers regularly.
Lego Star Wars 2 95%: Booo95 shot first. Really.
Mario Kart: Double Dash 100%: Booo95 has a perfect run on... whatever the hell one of the tracks in this game is called, I dunno.
Mario Party 6 86%: SonicMaster reckons the plumber has six parties in him...
Mario Party 7 90%: Burtzman will see your six and raise you one more...
Mario Party 7 80%: King Meteor calls.
Mega Man X Collection 88%: King Meteor collects... Mega Man X... games. Um.
Megaman X: Command Mission 67%: Unknown Hedgehog wants to ditch Mavericks.
Metroid Prime 100%: Ember can't find a thing wrong with Samus.
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door 91%: SonicLover sits making paper plumbers, paper plumbers, paper plumbers...
Paper Mario: the Thousand Year Door 83%: King Meteor leaves me unable to think of a pun on the word "folding".
Pikmin 2 96%: DTails earns my eternal enmity by reviewing a game I want but isn't out here yet.
Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc 97%: Whereas I urge you all to buy this game.
Shadow the Hedgehog 93%: VFD Grand Master Victor at least reviewed Shadow for another system...
Shadow the Hedgehog 63%: Raider cringed a bit, but not at what the game wanted him to cringe at.
Shadow The Hedgehog 84%: Burtzman, emo Shadow quote, blah blah, you know how my review comments work by now.
Simpsons: Hit and Run 96%: Cheesy, meanwhile, prefers this one.
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle 91%: Tyler , much like DTails below, decides between being good or bad.
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle 97%: SonicMaster dances in fire, trapped in this machine...
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle 98%: King Meteor no longer believes SA2B is the perfect game, it would appear.
Sonic Adventure DX 92%: King Meteor doesn't want to fish in a platform game.
Sonic Adventure DX 80%: Nuckles87 debates how much to take off the score because of the glitches.
Sonic Adventure DX 98%: SonicMaster has no such quandary.
Sonic Gems Collection 85%: Benniantor really went to town on this review.
Sonic Heroes 90%: Lil Dude didn't tell me what system he was revieing Heroes on, so I'll assume GCN...
Sonic Heroes 75%: Guess Who doubts wheteher this game really "Feels Good!"
Sonic Heroes 69%: Ember, however, is perfectly clear on the matter.
Sonic Heroes 79%: Bo weighs in on the subject as well, while we're at it.
Sonic Heroes 94%: SonicMaster argues for the defence...
Sonic Mega Collection 96%: King Meteor enjoys poking through Sonic's good old days.
Sonic Riders 80%: Guess Who is gonna show youuuu... the Sonic speed...
Sonic Riders 99%: Benniantor is... also going to do that. Yeah, I got nothing.
Sonic Riders 94%: Burtzman is... oh, you know what I'm going to say.
Sonic Riders 95%: King Meteor is... probably about to maim me for repeating the exact same joke too many times.
Spyro: A Hero's Tale 80%: Fironic ruins the flow of the joke that was going here :P
Spyro: A New Beginning 72%: SkyWarrior is... reviewing a different game, wait a minute.
Star Fox Adventures 96%: Benniantor just forced me to change the text of the below review :P
Star Fox Adventures 30%: Neo 2.2 Hylan is a really, really tough marker.
Star Fox Assault 83%: Ashura doesn't appear to have any doubts about this game.
Super Mario Strikers / Mario Smash Football 94%: King Meteor kicks a goal, et cetera et cetera.
Super Mario Sunshine 78%: Booo95 can feel the sunshine. It... brightens up his day, but only kinda.
Super Smash Brothers Melee 94%: SonicMaster smashes brothers in a melee. Superlatively.
Tales of Symphonia 80%: WDot decides which of his characters should like him.
Tales of Symphonia 89%: Cheesy joins in the hunt for the Tower of Salvation.
Viewtiful Joe 94%: Daaaaaavidson is in the house.... yo, Davidson is born to be wiiild... heheheheh...
Whirl Tour 89%: Benniantor takes this game for a whirl...
Worms 3D 89%: Kit joins the worms, they're the best, and they're going to win the war...
Zoocube 78%: It's big, but do you need it to be that big?

[reviews]xbox

Fable 95%: It's way better than the first few seconds of its intro make it look.
Halo 2 98%: DTails has become one of... them. Lock your doors. The Halo fans are coming!
Lego Star Wars: The Video Game 96%: Spudnik searches his feelings and knows it to be Lego.
Panzer Dragoon Orta 87%: It's not for everybody, but in a perfect world, it would be.
Sonic Heroes 89%: Azrael is the first to review Heroes for XBox...
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory 95%: Kcan should have wondered why Ian Malcolm wasn't in this game...
Spiderman 2 90%: Spudnik reports on the video game combination of superheroism and angst.
Spy vs. Spy 48%: Spudnik also reports on this video game, but prefers the comics. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 97%: DTails resists the Dark Side. Or joins it. His choice.

[reviews]ps2

Atelier Iris 3 60%: Random raids. And stuff.
Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 90%: Lil Dude's feet might just start to melt soon.
Destroy All Humans! 92%: Burtzman comes in peace... no, really!
Destroy All Humans! 2 92%: Burtzman comes in peace this time, really, as long as you're not Russian that is.
Dynasty Warriors 5: Empires 64%: Max Fuchs definitely does NOT come in peace.
Final Fantasy VIII: Dirge of Cerberus 77%: Karasu sums up a Final Fantasy plotline quicker than I'd've thought possible.
Final Fantasy XII 78&: Lightnix puts me in a quandary: do I put this before or after FFX-2?
Final Fantasy X-2 90%: The Chrisinator doesn't wonder why there're so many of them if each one is supposedly "Final".
God of War 92%: Random goes on a mission to Mars. Ares. Same thing.
Guitar Hero II 98%: Booo95 wants to ROCK!
Jak 376%: Clounic Strifehog has been banished for... some reason. Let's trty and figure it out!
Jak X: Combat Racing 10%:The Chrisinator contributes the lowest-scored review ever to SV!
Katamari Damacy 80%: Sparda just keeps on rolling along...
Kingdom Hearts 80%: Random things Sora is a stupid name.
Kingdom Hearts II 96%: Karasu likes fighting nobody. Er, nobodies. Er.
Kingdom Hearts II 92%: Random similarly fights the aforementioned nobodies.
The Matrix: Path of Neo 79%: DownWithMario doesn't know if his mouth is full of blood or pennies.
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 93%: Sparda likes this game despite what, let's face it, is a silly subtitle name.
Odin Sphere 90%: Random joins the war between fairies and Vikings. No, really.
Okami 93%: Ashura is a god. No, there's no delusions of grandeur there.
Outrun 2006: Coast 2 Coast 96%: Yawackhary goes from one coast to another coast. Presumably.
Rampage: Total Destruction 74%: Burtzman conducts a serious scientific enquiry into the deleterious effects of Scum Cola.
Shadow of the Colossus 97%: Karasu makes me consider using a Shadow the Hedgehog quote only to humorously realise that this is a different game.
Shadow the Hedgehog 78%: Kit finds out... what... IS HE?
Shadow the Hedgehog 80%: Demon Fox will never know how the creation truly feels.
Shadow the Hedgehog 70%: Dantay is whose hero? YOU DECIDE
Shadow the Hedgehog 90%: Dagger is lucky I'm temporarily out of emo Shadow quotations :P
Shadow the Hedgehog 48%: The Chrisinator definitely doesn't think Shadow is all of himself.
Shadow the Hedgehog 82%: TimberWolf gets halfway through a sentence then stops and shouts "MARIA!"
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 90%: Random reviews a game with a long name.
Sly 2: Band of Thieves 95%: Clounic Strifehog only steals from other theives, so that's okay.
Sonic Gems Collection 76%: Yawackhary relives some of Sonic's greatest hits and so goes baaack iiin tiiiiime....
Sonic Riders 95%: The Chrisinator is going to show you the Sonic speed also, but on PS2. You can tell I only have one line about Riders, huh.
Soul Calibur III 93%: DTails can't spell "Calibur" :P
Soul Calibur III 85%: Kcan has a much simpler view of the plot :P
Star Wars Battlefront99%: TimberWolf may or may not do something involved with the Force.
Tales of the Abyss 90%: Random does something that I'm still not sure what he's doing...
Tekken 5 98%: The Chrisinator has tekken the time to write a review (awful pun (c) Hyper>> magazine)
Tekken Tag Tournament 96%: Mysterious Bob is tekken a liking to this game (awful pun still (c) Hyper>> magazine)
Tomb Raider: Legend 99%: The Chrisinator rewrites British history, possibly.
Viewtiful Joe 2 98%: The Chrisinator puts on the V-Watch again, but this time with company!
We Love Katamari 93%: Blackbird doesn't worry, does his best.
Zone of the Enders 2: The Second Runner 92%: Dtails is being a dingo on Mars. Don't make eye contact.

[reviews]xbox 360

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion 98%: Spudnik uses the epic conflict with the Mythic Dawn to kick off our Xbox 360 review section.
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion 95%: Damian the Fox concurs while not imagining Emperor Septim saying "Make it so".
Gears of War 90%: Ember doesn't really find it hard to tell you, or find it hard to take.
Phantasy Star Universe 90%: Max Fuchs leaves me CASTing for a good intro line.
Sonic the Hedgehog 67%: LilaCat enters his woooorld (HIS WORLD!) where oooone is all...
Two Worlds 76%: Ashura goes from one world to another. Perhaps.
XBox Live Arcade: RezHD 91%: Why can't more games be like this?

[reviews]wii

Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII 82%: Doomsday actually managed to get a review accepted by the autosubmit form!
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess 97%: Guess Who also gets to kick off a section, merely by running around chasing shadows. Oversimplification is cool :P
Mario Party 8 96%: Max Fuchs is surely getting tired of parties by now...
Mario Strikers Charged Football 91%: Max Fuchs is ready for kick-off.
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption94%: DJay32 needs a Chozo anti-virus program, stat!
The Simpsons Game 81%: Hylan doesn't have a cow, and other such early-Simpsons references.
Sonic and the Secret Rings 88%: Because saving literature is an important and honourable task.
Sonic and the Secret Rings 76%: Max Fuchs reviews this game lower than me, and he has CROSSED ME FOR THE LAST TIME...
Sonic and the Secret Rings 88%/72%: Burtzman made sure to rate the party mode lower than the rest of the game...
Super Paper Mario 85%: DJay32 hopes Mario doesn't fold easily.
Super Paper Mario 81%: Booo95 hopes I don't use that atrocious pun again.
Super Paper Mario 98%: Max Fuchs is probably having too much fun with the game to care.
Super Paper Mario83%: Giga TA hopes I haven't run out of comments about Super Paper Mario.
Trauma Center: Second Opinion 95%: Therio needs 400cc of Unobtainium, stat!
Virtual Console: Mario 64 92%: Booo95 opens up a can of worms by doing some VC reviews...
Virtual Console: Paper Mario 92%: Booo95 still has the same hope as a couple of reviews ago.
Virtual Console: Sonic 1 95%: Booo95 turns in a real retro review.
Virtual Console: Sonic 2 100%: Booo95, while we're about it, thinks he's found the best Virtual Console experience.
Virtual Console: Starfox 64 88%: Booo95 saves the Lylat system yet again.
Wario Ware: Smooth Moves 88%: NeoPixel would have a very witty "micro-caption" here if I hadn't used that joke too much already.
Wario Ware: Smooth Moves 89%: Booo95 leaves me with even less to say than the last review.
Wii Sports 82%: Booo95 debates the merits of a game you get for free :P
Wii Sports 93%: Burtzman does likewise. Great review intro, that.

[reviews]game boy advance

Advance Wars 88%: Just one more try at this mission, and then I'll quit. No, really.
Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising 80%: D00d64 will have just one more try at the sequel's mission, and then he'll quit. No, really.
Drill Dozer 94%: SonicLover blah blah blah, drill blah blah blah LOL HILARIOUS JOKE BY ME
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 91%: What is it with this strategy kick I'm on lately?
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 70%: Kit likes this game much better than the score would suggest.
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones 90%: Random enjoys staving off the forces of Grado.
Guilty Gear X 87%: Tronic is getting Dizzy, his head is spinning...
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror 97%: Burtzman enjoys being split into four different coloured versions of himself.
Mega Man Zero 98%: Metaler wakes up in TEH BAD FUTURE with now-villain X.
Metroid Fusion 96%: Monty Eggman fuses. Metroidally. Um.
Metroid Prime:Zero Mission 100%: Sparda becomes the first person to give a perfect 100 on SV Reviews.
Pok�mon Emerald 67%: Ashura thinks this game is better than 67% would appear to suggest.
Pok�mon Emerald 80%: Foureyes, meanwhile, just plain likes the game.
Pok�mon Fire Red & Leaf Green 49%: Kit decides he's had to beat Brock at the Pewter City Gym one too many times.
Pokemon Fire Red & Leaf Green 96%: Monty Eggman, however, is more than ready to make one more trip on the road to the Elite Four.
Sonic Advance 86%: SonicMaster ...uh... advances. No, really.
Sonic Advance 3 84%: Taku must've wondered why after all this time there's no Sonic GBA reviews.
Sonic Advance 3: 79%: The Chrisinator.... aaaaaaand...
Sonic Battle 85%: Random is trying to decide on the correct Second Attack for Emerl. (Submitted with 89% score, changed to fit our review system)
Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis 30%: Doomsday, head in hands, wonders how you can ruin a port of a fifteen-year-old game.
Super Mario Advance 4 (Super Mario Bros. 3)56%: Burtzman might have a little bit of evidence for Doomsday's question...
Super Mario 64 DS 87%: Burtzman wonders how four characters are going to split this cake of Peach's...
WarioWare Mega Microgames 92%: Booo95! Review!
Worms World Party 51%: Mysterious Bob thinks this frontline offensive might be just plain offensive.

[reviews]nintendo ds

Advance Wars: Dual Strike 90%: Tonic the Porcupine believes this game's Tag Power is charged.
Another Code / Trace Memory 85%: SonicLover attends possibly the world's most bizarre family reunion...
Diddy Kong Racing 89%: D00d64 overthrows the evil tyrant from the security of his go-kart.
Full Metal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy 70%: Doomsday owns this game in the original Japanese.
F-Zero: GP Legend 79%: King Meteor wonders if this game is as legendary as all that.
Kidou Senshi Gundam SEED Destiny 50%: TimberWolf reviews a game with a very long name.
Kirby Canvas Curse 70%: SonicMaster questions this game's artistic integrity :P
Kirby: Canvas Curse 91%: Sonic the Hoaxer, however, has no such qualms.
Kirby: Squeak Squad 91%: SonicLover will go to any lengths for cake...
Kirby: Squeak Squad 94%: Burtzman will have to beat SL to the abovementioned cake...
Looney Tunes: Duck Amuck75%: Yawackhary torments an innocent duck beyond the limits of sanity.
Mario Kart DS 92%: SonicMaster fires the blue shells.
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time 94%: SonicLover can apparently put up with Baby Peach's voice.
MegaMan ZX Advent92%: Suzuka fights as Mega Man against Mega Man. Apparently.
Meteos 98%: Dtails manages to ward off the attacks of Planet Meteo for long enough to write a review...
New Super Mario Bros. 89%: Burtzman rescues Peach. Again.
New Super Mario Bros. 95%: D00d64 also rescues Peach, but he likes the experience a little better.
New Super Mario Brothers 80%: Booo95 saves Peach from kidnapping by Bowser. No, really.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney 95%: Dtails wants the truth! Can he handle the truth?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney 91%: I share a ringtone with Phoenix now.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All 84%: Why doesn't anyone ever try to stop Franziska from using that whip?
Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations 90%: You won't mind time-travelling for this.
Planet Puzzle League 100%: Monty Eggman's review score really shouldn't have surprised me, given his DeviantArt account.
Pokemon Ranger 73%: SS... uh... ranges. For Pokemon.
Pokemon: Trozei! 84%: Skywarrior, defender of the innocent, recovers stolen Pok�balls.
Sonic Rush 98%: Guess Who appears to have recovered from Sonic Heroes...
Sonic Rush 88%: Spudnik is spinning on a turn and spinning on a turn and back... to... back. Maybe.
Sonic Rush 89%: John Wilfley joins in the brave attempt to split the enmeshed dimensions. Yes, enmeshed.
Sonic Rush 84%: Burtzman, too, is in this fight. We'll have a whole army in no time!
Sonic Rush 100%: TimberWolf provides possibly the most enthusiastic support for Sonic and Blaze's mission yet.
Sonic Rush Adventure 93%: Burtzman does a corker of a review, mate, strewth!
Sonic Rush Adventure 82%: Giga also does... no I can't do this. Make her accent stop!
Spectrobes 74%: Sparky has to catch them all, in a non-legally-binding different-from-Pokemon way.
Sprung: The Dating Game 77%: Kit hits the ski lodge and reports on the mingling therein...
Star Fox Command 91%: D00d64... uh... commands. In the StarFox universe, at that.
Star Fox Command 84%: Doomsday similarly commands in said universe. But slightly less enthusiastically than D00d64.
Star Fox Command 80%: TimberWolf commands slightly less enthusiastically even than Doomsday.
Super Mario DS 93%: SonicMaster plumbs his way around an expanded N64 title.
Super Princess Peach 96%: SonicLover gets in touch with Peach's emotions. And obviously has a higher tolerance for her voice than I do.
Tony Hawk's American Sk8land 84%: Tom ...sk8s. In America, at that. Assumedly, Tony Hawk is involved.
Viewtiful Joe: Double Trouble 69%: WDot isn't sure whether this Henshin really does go-go, baby.
Yoshi's Island DS 92%: Sonic the Hoaxer conveys babies around by means of stupid-looking dinosaurs.

[reviews]playstation portable

Death Jr. 57%: Kcan wouldn't be seen dead with this...
Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories 90%: Kcan hits the mean streets. And people on them. Repeatedly.
Me&MyKatamari 83%: The Chrisinator can roll Katamari in the palm of his hand!
Metal Gear Acid 90%: The Chrisinator can also hunt Mavericks. But can he draw the Ace of Spades in the big poker tournament?
Metal Gear Acid 90%: Kcan reflects on how far this series has come since "I FEEL ASLEEP!".
Ridge Racer 90%: ShadowChaos is just going to drift along all day...
Star Wars Battlefront 2 92%: ShadowChaos keeps up his and Kcan's stranglehold on PSP reviews.
Viewtiful Joe: Red Hot Rumble 100%: The Chrisinator obviously thinks battling is viewtiful.

[reviews]pc

Demonstar 83%: TimberWolf reviews a space shooter. Funnily enough.
Doom 3 87%: Tom does the whole UAC-on-Mars thing.
Frets on Fire 89%: Booo95 wants to ROCK... for free!
Incoming 67%: TimberWolf this time around battles invaders that are possibly from space.
Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II 75%: TimberWolf the Sith battles, and this game reviews.
MechWarrior 4: Mercenaries100%: TimberWolf is a warrior. In a Mech. Um.
Need For Speed: Underground 93%: Random has your hot car parts, right here... (Submitted with 97% score, changed to fit our review system)
Neverwinter Nights 83%: Cheesy could use some anti-biotics right about now...
Neverwinter Nights 273%: Cheesy's village is being attacked. Who'd've thunk it?
Portal 87%: Lightnix is making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Puyo Pop Fever 85%: Random happily murders innocent Puyo.
Quake 4 79%: Tom thinks this game is worth it for the multiplayer.
Ragnarok Battle Offline 100%: Random doesn't need no stinkin' Interwebs.
realMYST 98%: SonicMaster reviews a game which I have to guess is capitalized like that.
Record of Lunia War 90%: Random might be the first MMORPG reviewer on SV.
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 95%: Spudnik surveys his rollercoaster empire and laughs.
Soldat 100%: Raider thinks this is 11 MB of perfection.
Sonic Adventure DX 98%: Ember enthusiastically joins the desperate battle against Eggman. Are you sad? He cares not!
Sonic Adventure DX 69%: Blueness thinks this is better than the review score would seem to indicate.
StarCraft 90%: TimberWolf as a Terran on Protoss, is an invader. Possibly from space.
StarCraft: Brood War 90%: TimberWolf as a Terran on Protoss, is an invader. Possibly from space. Again.
The Incredible Machine: Even More Contraptions 89%: SonicMaster seems to be glad that there're even more contraptions.
Total Annihilation: Kingdoms 95%: TimberWolf eliminates his three squabbling siblings.
Unreal Tournament: Game Of The Year Edition 83%: TimberWolf battles fighters with silly names, but at least he hasn't been *shudder* "viperised".
Worms: Forts Under Siege 87%: Random rains three cows upon the enemy's head...
Worms World Party 93%: SonicMaster hears the cry across the land: "We've Won The War!"